wizardsandhijack:

hospitalf0rsouls:

Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…


did Mary have a little lamb?

you broke the world

I am truly sick, at this late date, of people wanting to have it both ways: calling for protected bike lanes and a bike-share system, demanding that cops step up enforcement when it comes to cars, and then blithely salmoning up a major thoroughfare and expecting everyone look the other way. It makes all of us look terrible and it’s a real hazard. Same goes for blowing through a stop sign or red light, or blocking the crosswalk when you’re impatiently waiting for the light to change. Not to mention shouting at pedestrians to get out of the way when they are crossing legally. I saw someone yell at an old lady the other day. Seriously?

ileanatrian:

dendropsyche:

terribullshit:

oreides:

roboboners:

miserability:

what the fuck

if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead

oh my god i’m so happy rn???

i forgot about this work of art

this fucking video makes my day every time i watch it 

Day=made.

shamelessfancies:

biodeamon:

aliciasaidwhaaat:

beckyangelix:

frustgaytion:

 

NO… THESE PAPER MACHINES THAT MOVE WITH THE WIND DISTURB DA FUCK OUTTA ME.

Too fucking spider like.

that is so fucking badass i can’t even comprehend the words for this

I want my license plate to say “My other car is a GIANT FUCKING SPIDER MACHINE.”

shamelessfancies:

biodeamon:

aliciasaidwhaaat:

beckyangelix:

frustgaytion:

 

NO… THESE PAPER MACHINES THAT MOVE WITH THE WIND DISTURB DA FUCK OUTTA ME.

Too fucking spider like.

that is so fucking badass i can’t even comprehend the words for this

I want my license plate to say “My other car is a GIANT FUCKING SPIDER MACHINE.”

secretlymartinfreeman:

starkspangledjohnlock:

strong-plushrumps:

teganbowiefreak:

nerdyflutist:

harrytomlomsom:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

reflectivegentleman:

Writing on Water.

Sometimes I am sinfully envious of the visually artistic.

This is honestly one of the mot beautiful things ever. 

rad

holy shit

Oh my God

Oh

wow

absolutely stunning

image

HOW DO YOU ART?

cassieisclose:

so I did a thing

smoteymote:

adriofthedead:

nerdsrme:

ichigen:

littlebats:

maragidyne:

thefucksidontgive:

moesuckra:

heysammy:

lockwood-ty:

I’m laughing. The editing is amazing though.

The one thing that Twilight has done right.

image

I am laughing so fucking hard right now. My suitemates are going to think I’m insane. Omg.

LMFAO THE EDITING HOLY SHIT.

this is

I can’t 

what

yes

my brain is 

WHAT

LMFAO

CHOOSE ME. CHOOSE ME, EDWARD. 

The editing was amazing! XD

Sweet mother of God.

Get. On. My. Blog

holy shit

that’s some stellar fucking editing work right there ahahaha

90% of the reason I’m reblogging is that this editing is fucking amazing.

fatkidinmath:

im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me

garaks:

[HESITANTLY THINKS ABOUT SENDING YOU A FRIENDLY ASK AND THEN CHANGES MIND] 

sorveharth:

snitchesbecray:

motegs:

By far one of my FAVORITE signs I’ve seen this week!

aw snap. I love the smell of logic in the afternoon

I haven’t been reblogging many of these but I like this one.

sorveharth:

snitchesbecray:

motegs:

By far one of my FAVORITE signs I’ve seen this week!

aw snap. I love the smell of logic in the afternoon

I haven’t been reblogging many of these but I like this one.


you just…you can’t not reblog this

you just…you can’t not reblog this

mydarkenedeyes:

John Atkinson Grimshaw (1836-1893) was a Victorian-era painter, notable for his moonlit scenes and landscapes.

miss-azura:

sheislove530:

-everysecond:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!

Best. Laugh. Ever.

I’m toast. 

miss-azura:

sheislove530:

-everysecond:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!

Best. Laugh. Ever.

I’m toast. 

carlosbaila:

Marina Abramovic meets Ulay

“Marina Abramovic and Ulay started an intense love story in the 70s, performing art out of the van they lived in. When they felt the relationship had run its course, they decided to walk the Great Wall of China, each from one end, meeting for one last big hug in the middle and never seeing each other again. at her 2010 MoMa retrospective Marina performed ‘The Artist Is Present’ as part of the show, a minute of silence with each stranger who sat in front of her. Ulay arrived without her knowing it and this is what happened.”